Mom Haircuts are strange.

This little tid bit struck us as so odd the other day and I'm pretty sure we succeeded in carrying out a conversation for around ten whole minutes about it.  Mom haircuts... what the fuck.  First of all, my mom has a mom haircut so I'm not calling anyone's mom a douchebag or anything for having a mom haircut, I fucking love my mom.  Anyways, I just don't really understand why women reach a certain age and resort to cutting their hair to a dikey, butch sort of a thing.  As far as I'm concerned, I'm pretty sure throwing your hair in a ponytail is a hell of a lot easier than doing that weird half, fat curl thing you guys do and hairspraying the shit out of it.  I understand that it's all supposed to be about convenience and not wanting to fuck around with your hair when your kids are annoying the living hell out of you.  But hear me loud and clear, no one is going to hate on a ponytail.  If a ponytail portrays laziness on the mom's behalf, then whoever thinks this can go fuck themselves.  I mean, is long hair supposed to be given up at a certain age or something?  It sure as hell seems like it the way that mom haircuts are so prevalent these days.  It's like once these women reach a certain age they call up their friends like, "Fuckkk, it's mom haircut time girls.  I gotta cut my hair off today, society said so," at which point their friends are like "Yea, my mom haircut days are approaching quickly ughhh."    Let me add in that I'm aware some girls like their hair at a short length, but obviously that's not what I'm talking about so don't try that shit.  I'm talking about how so many women between the ages of 40- and on have the same general haircut.  I just want some fucking answers explaining this phenomenon.  Until that happens I'm forever boycotting the shit out of the mom haircut.  I will stand my ground!

PS- A big thanks to those who took their time out to leave nice little comments on the previous blog, nice and hateful.  Incase you haven't noticed, the blog is titled "Strange Shenanigans", it's not supposed to be of any importance or relevance.  It's merely us bitching about things we find funny.  You say blogging is not our thing as if you know a thing or two about it, but your repetitive insult of "dumb, ugly whores" hardly does you any justice.  Nice touch with the all-caps too, we were really shook with those frightening capitalized letters.  Thanks for obviously reading our stuff, however, and adding in your angry 2 cents as if we give a fuck.  If this is so bothersome to you, hop off our website. 

It's Strange How Obsessed You Are With Charlie Sheen

As everyone in the world knows, Charlie Sheen is off his fucking rocker, which is all cool and dandy and shit.  Now I haven't been paying too much attention to it, but basically he got famous and funny, did a bunch of drugs and lives with porn-stars he calls his angels, right?  Act like you wouldn't do the same exact shit if you were Charlie Sheen.  He is old and ugly and isn't gonna get much farther in life, so why not fuck everything up and get mass publicity.  I mean yeah he says some fucking funny shit and sounds like a complete jackass, which I guess makes all you assholes feel better about your insignificant and boring lives, but quit embellishing your vocabulary with Charlie Sheen's phrases.  Just because he can say "winning" and sound hilarious, doesn't mean you can! You are most definitely losing because you can't come up with your own one-liners, and also because your a huge douche trying to be a rock star, and epically failing.

I was most disappointed when I saw this on TMZ's website...

(TMZ) Sources at South Shore Tattoo in Amityville tell TMZ -- the artist responsible is a guy named Mike Nomy ... who implanted the tiger ink inside an unidentified customer on Wednesday.

WHAT THE FUCK????  Sometimes you just have to step back, think about what the fuck you are about to do, maybe ask some opinions of others, and stop.  Just stop.  You are a giant fucking loser with no life, probably no girlfriend and apparently no standards. Good luck digging yourself out of the enormous hole you just put yourself in by getting a fucking tattoo like that.  Congratulations, you win the award for most pathetic person in the entire world...more pathetic than Charlie Sheen, more pathetic than the china man in the previous post, and more pathetic than Lindsay Lohan and Brittney Spears.  All in all, you blow more chunks than 17 year old bulimic hollywood stars.

If you find yourself trying to use "winning" in real life, just go cry yourself to sleep because you are lamer than the dudes that go tanning and wear Affliction.  

Charlie Sheen, you my friend can rock on.

China Men Are Strange!

And this is exactly why I think china men are so fucking strange!  I'm sure he's a real babe magnet over in whatever fucked up town he lives in.