Have you ever heard the expression, "Nice guys finish last"? Yea? Well it's because they fucking do. And this goes for both sexes. When's the last time you saw a super nice guy land the girl of his dreams or vise versa? Probably never, and if by some crazy chance you have an exceptional story for me for this circumstance, it's more than likely bullshit. The girl/guy was probably trying this weird phenomenon out only to realize in the end they want someone that's going to put them in their place. You know, insult them a little, make them feel less than.
Whether we, as girls, are willing to admit it or not, we like guys that are assholes. Plain and simple. Any girl that says, "I just want a nice guy to settle down with," is a blatant liar. Who the fuck wants to date someone that will let you walk all over them and trample all over their heart? That shit's boring as fuck. I can't understand why anyone gives into the whole "nice" thing. Do us all a favor and snap the fuck out of it, no one wants you to be an astoundingly nice person all the time because let's be honest, no one is actually that fucking nice. As far as I'm concerned, someone who is nice all the time is a ticking time bomb about to Nagasaki all over your ass.
And girls that are overly nice are just as fucking annoying. Grow a mother fucking back-bone and stand up for yourself. If I am insulting you and saying how wrong you are, don't agree with me. Tell me to fuck off and prove it or something I don't know. No one likes the "nice person" I'm not a fucking prick, but it's true. Think about that person either in class, in your group of friends or at work, who is the nicest fucking clown that just tries to be loved. Do you genuinely like that person? Absolutely not. Don't even lie to yourself, you know they are as annoying as trashy white people hanging out on street corners fighting with their baby mammas and ex bros and stuff. Which speaking of, get a job, take care of your kids and get away from the fucking mini marts.
Anyways, nice people finish last for a reason. Pull out your dick and piss on the world like everyone else is. Join the party!
