We tried to get a cab ride home tonight and the fucking foreigner didn't know where the fuck he was going, so our drunken stupid selves try to tell him where to go and this is how it went...
"take 75 north and get off at hopple."
welllll we pass hoppple and the next time i look up i see Dana avenue. so we say get off here.
he says
"here? here?
yes motherfucker.
thennnn this mother fucker takes us $23.40 out of our way to get us home and tells us that we only owe him $22, and were bitching the entire way, when we asked if he was serious.
vanstar says "do we really have to pay 23 fucking dollars you joking. so we pay $22.
WHAT THE FUCK.
why on fucking earth are driving a god damn cab when you can't make it from NEWPORT to CLIFTON. you motherfucking FUCKtard.
go back to your country and stop wasting out time.
you suckkkk donkey dick. fa realz.
we need cigs.
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