Oprah is strange.

Here me out, I'm all about girl power and all that shit.  Like girls pay for boys now and stuff (bullshit) but whatever, it's cool.  Society has changed, I get it.  However, people are all on Oprah's nuts saying she's going to take over the world and all that jazz, I don't really understand.  I simply cannot wrap my mind around it.  Don't get me wrong, part of me thinks she's a saint for all the shit she gives away and all the poor people she helps.  She asks certain people that million-dollar question that everyone is dying to know and gets away with it.  Touche, Oprah.  You had a rough upbringing and now you're a billionaire, I dig it.  HOWEVER, why do you interrupt everyone?  People come on your show with their sob stories, they are gracing you with their presence, attracting Americans to watch your show, yet you never fail to fucking interrupt them.  If some girl is crying, talking about when she was kidnapped in Africa by a wild tribe that wants to take her hostage for her blonde hair, why in the fuck are you going to interrupt her in the midst of her intense story?? WHY?!  I can't deny that I watch her show because, I mean come on, she has some really interesting shit sometimes, you all know you want to see what she's got cookin'.  But it makes my blood boil when people are fulfilling their purpose for coming on the show by simply telling their story, and you're hardly listening to what they're saying because you're too goddamn focused on what question you're going to ask next IN THE MIDDLE of the juicy shit they're already elaborating on.  My skin crawls every time you do it, seriously.  When I'm completely caught up in this person's experience, possibly even on the verge of crying (it happens dude, fuck you), the last thing I want to hear is your voice.  Wait until they are done speaking, and then speak.  It's common courtesy, you should know this by now being a 50 year old or whatever the fuck age you are.  Also, there's too many commercials, too fucking many.  You let these people talk for a total of about 5 give or take minutes, and then you interrupt them, imagine that, and say your little annoying line.. "We'll be right back". NOOOO, it just got so intense, why do we have to watch the commercials in order to see how this bitch escaped from Africa?  I am so impatient along with over half of the world, and you want to make all of us dedicated viewers wait 5 more minutes to watch your next 5-minute long segment just to crush my dreams again.  It's bullshit! I love you Oprah, but I also love to hate you Oprah because sometimes you are rude.  You're not fucking allowed to be rude because you are Oprah.  I get it that you're super rich and you feel that you can do whatever you want, include interrupt people and have an outlandish amount of commercials during your show, but newsflash bitch.  You're pissing everyone off.  I know some of you Oprah-devoted fucks are going to be mad at me and I apologize.  But whether you're willing to admit it or not, you agree with me and I know it.  Shape up you rich bia you, because you'll make a hell of a lot of people satisfied.  See ya!