Let me paint this picture for you. Your walking up to a building, maybe going to class, maybe work or sneaking in to the apartment building of the random cumquat your fucking. Now you see someone else approaching the same entrance as you are, just 2 quick steps ahead of you. Let's say you have a few things in your hands, no need to go into detail your hands are just full with a random assortment of junk. Now this classy bitch in front of you decides to proceed to open the door, pretend not to see you and let it close right in your face! You have a few options if this happens, you can try to stick your leg out to catch the door with the nail of your pinky toe, and swing the door open just enough to slide through. If this doesn't work you have to re-arrange all the shit in your hand in order to open the door and get a "fucking asshole" out under your breath. Who the fuck raised this kid anyways? Canadians I'm sure.
I am all about holding the door open for people, but if I hold the door open and you don't say thanks, you better believe I'm livid as fuck. I immediately regret the decision to hold the door for your sorry ass and am considering drop-kicking you down the stairs.
Grow some manners and remember what your pre-school teacher taught ya.
It's strange how much I understand the bumper-sticker MEAN PEOPLE SUCK.
Pretty soon Annie is gonna quit asking us nicely for cigs and just say "gimme yo cigs"
porch is a callin!
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