We. Are. Strange.

Where do we begin? We find it strange how we literally enjoy talking mass shit, and how hysterical we find ourselves.  Don't get it twisted, we may rip on all of you douchebags a pretty good amount, but we rip on ourselves just as much.  We like to make jokes about how disgusting we are, and how vulgar our lives are.  We can honestly say we're some of the most awkward people you may ever encounter, especially because when we say we don't give a fuck, we really, really don't (Kat Williams voice).  We have the minds of men, and if you think we're kidding, test us seriously.  We'll probably be the first people to talk shit and put you in your place, especially when combined.  The other week this faggot told us to keep being ugly because we didn't want to hear the idiotic shit that repeatedly came out of his mouth.  He was talking about Savannah's glasses? Um, shut the fuck up.  They are real bitch.  Then, when we blew him off, he got all pisspants and tried to insult our phenomenal good looks.  First of all, we know that you're not serious.  You approached us in the first place and tried to spit your awful game ( see post #1),  so if you thought we were so goddamn ugly why did you try and talk to us? Right, joke's on you.  Sorry that you wanted to talk about glasses out your ass, but don't start pouting when we don't want to have anything to do with you.  Second of all, we got you kicked out, due to that fact that you were talking shit.  However, we turned around and talked shit right back, to which you threatened to throw us through a door? Check yourself.

On a brighter note, we also think we're strange because we say quite possibly the weirdest shit.  It'll more than likely catch most people off guard because we really don't care how lame we sound.  If you could only hear the shit we say while sitting in our living room on a typical tuesday night, or any night really.  So this one night in a cab Gip says to me, in all seriousness, "I can't wait till lil wayne gets out of jail." I was shocked. Or if you watch any videos of us you will 100% hear gip saying some crazy ass shit in the background. "ooooh it's diagonal" Were strange, we admit it. Which is why we are talking shit about ourselves before any of you clowns have time to.  Also because you wont, because your scared of our obviously superior shit talking game.

Vanstar on the other hand, likes to pretend she wears real glasses (because they're super, trendy I'm not knockin' them, Vannah) and then get in intense tiffs with fags over the validity of them.  Not like she really cares whether or not you like her glasses, but if you're gonna try and hit on her, don't fuck with the glasses.  Also, we find it ridiculously funny when she sneaks out in her little teal Zoomski to unknown places, yet we are watching her "sneak out" waving frantically from the window.  Then, pretty much all of our roommates will text her with the utmost curiosity as to her whereabouts because that is just how we roll around here.  It's especially funny when she lights up cigs in the back of the UC shuttle, and as soon as she gets called out by some lame ass biotch she asks, "Do you see a fucking cig? Because I'm pretty sure you don't.  So why don't you come back here and try to find it?"

Because we are so strange, we feel the need to bring up another strange mother fucker, Annie, zannzabar, Vollman.  She has the tendency to make extremely vulgar gestures that insinuates a man jacking off and spraying it in your face.  Surprisingly, this attracts lots of people to her, and the gesture is also contagious so pretty soon you'll be doing it too.  Duh!  Also, she has the tendency to add "ski" to the end of every word she says.  Hence, Vanstars car being named Zoomski.  We do not think this is cool, we do however think it is insanely hilarious and retarded. But thats why we love her.

A couple quick recent examples of just how strange we are..

The three of us were hanging out in the living room with a fourth unnamed character, and we were talking as usual, and he stops us and says "you guys are weird." Super serious.  We instantly geek out because it is at the exact moment we are writing our blog about us being weird.

Lastly, because Annie just got back from Chi town and we are all being abnormally nice to each other due to the fact that we missed her oh so much. OVER keee keee.

It's CIIIG time!